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1. Brand of very protein-heavy bars named for a famed sculpture
6. Kind of musical performance
7. "I swear," in modern parlance
8. Averages
9. Not just a particular one
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1. Seal the fate of
2. Sleep ___
3. One who doesn't eat meat or dairy
4. Alanis tried to sing about it
5. Fathers