| Rank | Who | Time |
| 1. | TheOddLinguist | 25 seconds |
| 2. | Quam | 43 seconds |
| 3. | TX101010 | 46 seconds |
| 4. | robbinamsterdam | 46 seconds |
| 5. | Yhg1s | 47 seconds |
| 6. | rawrdimus | 48 seconds |
| 7. | tbals | 53 seconds |
| 8. | JonathanB | 55 seconds |
| 9. | Banstyle | 56 seconds |
| 10. | CaptainBlasto | 57 seconds |
| 11. | rfegley | 58 seconds |
| 12. | dixonm5 | 58 seconds |
| 13. | mafrauen | 1 minute, 0 seconds |
| 14. | JSlo | 1 minute, 2 seconds |
| 15. | danielgbbns | 1 minute, 3 seconds |
| 16. | SeventyAte | 1 minute, 4 seconds |
| 17. | belehaa | 1 minute, 5 seconds |
| 18. | eltsac | 1 minute, 6 seconds |
| 19. | RyanGWU82 | 1 minute, 6 seconds |
| 20. | bumblefett | 1 minute, 8 seconds |
| 21. | Ani Friedman | 1 minute, 10 seconds |
| 22. | Andrew Kemp | 1 minute, 11 seconds |
| 23. | nag83 | 1 minute, 11 seconds |
| 24. | hroe | 1 minute, 15 seconds |
| 25. | KateReads | 1 minute, 17 seconds |
| 26. | coachwatson | 1 minute, 19 seconds |
| 27. | holgr | 1 minute, 22 seconds |
| 28. | some chap | 1 minute, 22 seconds |
| 29. | AirSpencer | 1 minute, 22 seconds |
| 30. | sepcot | 1 minute, 23 seconds |
| 31. | jstnhbbs | 1 minute, 24 seconds |
| 32. | sem | 1 minute, 25 seconds |
| 33. | Chris Campbell | 1 minute, 26 seconds |
| 34. | awmarrs | 1 minute, 26 seconds |
| 35. | mikerastiello | 1 minute, 27 seconds |
| 36. | David cgc | 1 minute, 31 seconds |
| 37. | CsRoss | 1 minute, 35 seconds |
| 38. | Existopher | 1 minute, 39 seconds |
| 39. | iayork | 1 minute, 39 seconds |
| 40. | mythgard | 1 minute, 42 seconds |
| 41. | brianstorm | 1 minute, 42 seconds |
| 42. | jonathan | 1 minute, 45 seconds |
| 43. | zzzp | 1 minute, 46 seconds |
| 44. | Bigmike | 1 minute, 47 seconds |
| 45. | kennethson | 1 minute, 48 seconds |
| 46. | jrduncans | 1 minute, 50 seconds |
| 47. | girlcalledcharlie | 1 minute, 52 seconds |
| 48. | gwbattershill | 1 minute, 55 seconds |
| 49. | FluxCapacitor | 1 minute, 59 seconds |
| 50. | ReddyEddy | 2 minutes, 0 seconds |
| 51. | almostrecesstime | 2 minutes, 2 seconds |
| 52. | jemware | 2 minutes, 4 seconds |
| 53. | Nathan B | 2 minutes, 8 seconds |
| 54. | bloodredrose | 2 minutes, 9 seconds |
| 55. | PiFoundry | 2 minutes, 11 seconds |
| 56. | idonthavetimeforthis | 2 minutes, 18 seconds |
| 57. | calrdfl | 2 minutes, 19 seconds |
| 58. | jsuttonmorse | 2 minutes, 21 seconds |
| 59. | ggodwin | 2 minutes, 26 seconds |
| 60. | leoncowle | 2 minutes, 29 seconds |
| 61. | sww | 2 minutes, 30 seconds |
| 62. | yatil | 2 minutes, 37 seconds |
| 63. | Rootbeer246 | 2 minutes, 37 seconds |
| 64. | BWII | 2 minutes, 38 seconds |
| 65. | rlorenz | 2 minutes, 43 seconds |
| 66. | kelan | 2 minutes, 45 seconds |
| 67. | dsheneman | 2 minutes, 46 seconds |
| 68. | Diamond_Dog | 2 minutes, 48 seconds |
| 69. | Sooza | 2 minutes, 52 seconds |
| 70. | Nicktendo | 3 minutes, 5 seconds |
| 71. | joshmuthumani | 3 minutes, 7 seconds |
| 72. | wien97 | 3 minutes, 7 seconds |
| 73. | juri | 3 minutes, 10 seconds |
| 74. | kyle | 3 minutes, 10 seconds |
| 75. | pikapikapi | 3 minutes, 10 seconds |
| 76. | JeremyK 👑 | 3 minutes, 23 seconds |
| 77. | TRezendes | 3 minutes, 23 seconds |
| 78. | PhilStollery | 3 minutes, 25 seconds |
| 79. | d0mth0ma5 | 3 minutes, 26 seconds |
| 80. | Dez | 3 minutes, 49 seconds |
| 81. | zydecopaws | 3 minutes, 55 seconds |
| 82. | shardsofmetal | 4 minutes, 7 seconds |
| 83. | sjcarter@mac.com | 4 minutes, 9 seconds |
| 84. | momofkings | 4 minutes, 20 seconds |
| 85. | FriendlyRoyBatty | 4 minutes, 28 seconds |
| 86. | alistairlee | 4 minutes, 44 seconds |
| 87. | unsweepable | 4 minutes, 46 seconds |
| 88. | amber9904 | 4 minutes, 48 seconds |
| 89. | Galadriel | 4 minutes, 48 seconds |
| 90. | tracky | 5 minutes, 16 seconds |
| 91. | Damian | 6 minutes, 13 seconds |
| 92. | eiramanit | 6 minutes, 15 seconds |
| 93. | billo | 7 minutes, 1 second |
| 94. | peezismyname | 8 minutes, 6 seconds |
| 95. | MrMumbly | 8 minutes, 22 seconds |
| 96. | scottaw | 11 minutes, 49 seconds |
| 97. | neil | 13 minutes, 21 seconds |
| 98. | bfordham | 28 minutes, 4 seconds |
| 99. | bobbytee | 41 minutes, 30 seconds |